Valentine's Day Collection
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The Cloud 9 | White Stay Weird Heel Hammock™ Crew SocksVerkäufer: ShinestyThese socks are so comfortable, it feels like you’re walking on clouds. But you know, without the risk of plummeting thousands of feet to your doom.
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The Birds Of Paradise | Tropical Bird Strappy DressVerkäufer: ShinestyImpress a hot single you come across in the wild by flaunting the bright colors on this strappy dress. If your mating dance is successful, take things back to your nest and you’ll be barfing into your newborn babies’ beaks in no time.
- $59.99 USD
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Randy The Reindeer | 2022 Shinesty Reindeer OrnamentVerkäufer: ShinestyThis festive ornament would look perfect dangling from some wood. By which I mean your Christmas tree. As you hang him on the tree, remember to cradle his bulbous cheeks to make his Christmas extra jolly. And if you prefer a smoother ornament, you...
- $9.99 USD
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The Car Camper | Earth Tone Color Block Heel Hammock™ Crew SocksVerkäufer: ShinestyThe earth tones on these socks make them the perfect pair for taking a hike in the forest. But you should probably wear shoes over them unless your neck of the woods is largely carpeted.
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The Wild Cat | Leopard Print Modal Boyshort UnderwearVerkäufer: ShinestyI'm 90% sure this is leopard print and not cheetah print, but you should definitely look at some animal photos to double check. After all, wearing a print of the fastest animal in the world might not be the message you want to brag...
- $19.99 USD
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The Stuffed Animal | Teddy Bear Ball Hammock® Pouch UnderwearVerkäufer: ShinestyNot sure why anyone would buy their lover a regular teddy bear on Valentine's Day when you could get them this pair of underwear. It's both cute and evocative of your late night activities on February 14th...and anytime they wear this pair of Ball Hammock® pouch...
- $29.99 USD
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The Kiss Me There | Mistletoe Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With FlyVerkäufer: ShinestyEeeeeeeeveryone knows what happens under the mistletoe. Don't neglect tradition!
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The Camp Breastie | Shinesty x Breasties Ball Hammock® Pouch UnderwearVerkäufer: ShinestyThese exclusive Ball Hammocks are brought to you in partnership with The Breasties Organization: a community for breast and gynecological cancer survivors, previvors, stage 4 thrivers, and caregivers to find the support they need because no one should go through this alone. 15% of...
- $29.99 USD
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The Peppermint Pimp Canes | Candy Cane Women's SuitVerkäufer: ShinestyOh look, everyone's favorite snack just walked through the door in a light blue candy cane Xmas blazer. All of a sudden everyone is getting pretty hungry and they're staring you up and down, unsure if they want to lick you down to nothing...
- $39.99 USD
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The Powerhouse | Blue Polarized Retro Macho SunglassesVerkäufer: ShinestyThese Macho Polarized Sunglasses don’t just block sunlight. THEY BODY SLAM THOSE RAYS TIL THEY’RE BEGGING FOR MERCY. These bad boys feature all 3 primary colors because there’s nothing secondary about you. Polarized. Revo lenses. Looks nice but warning, they do not play well with...
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The Big Cheese | Orange paradICE™ Cooling ThongVerkäufer: ShinestyThis bright orange paradICE™ Cooling Thong is engineered to solve some of life’s biggest problems. Are you a messy snacker and your underwear is constantly getting stained with Cheetos dust? Do you hunt in the nude but still want to be visible to other...
- $19.99 USD
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The 12 Slays of Christmas | Christmas Scene Modal Bikini UnderwearVerkäufer: ShinestyDelivering packages around the entire world in just one night is a stressful job. If you think about it, Santa’s life would be a whole lot easier if fewer people were alive. These bikini undies highlight just SOME of the dark fantasies Santa has had about...
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The Rowdy Rodeo | Western Map Shinesty x Diamond Cross Ranch Cheeky UnderwearVerkäufer: ShinestyThis exclusive collaboration let's you take the west down south, if you know what I mean. (Down your pants.)
- $24.99 USD
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The Louisville | Derby Horse Racing Stripe Suit PantsVerkäufer: ShinestyDid you know that around 120,000 Mint Juleps are served over the two day period at the Derby? Most of those bevy's cost around $11 a pop, but, you also order one that will run you a pretty penny around $1,000. Rest assured knowing...
- $59.99 USD
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The Health Class | Retro Banana Ball Hammock® Pouch UnderwearVerkäufer: ShinestyAh, the age old question: Which is better: Bananas that are peeled or bananas that still have all the original skin on there? Spark the debate with this Ball Hammock® pouch underwear. Just remember to throw them in the hamper after you take them...
- $29.99 USD
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The Feral Feline | Tiger Seamless ThongVerkäufer: ShinestyYou’re gonna look grrreat in these undies. (Please don’t sue us, I just have a sticky R key.) The big cat design will give you the confidence of a Tiger King, but without all the problematic behavior and jail time.
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The Boston Tea Bag Party | Patriotic Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With FlyVerkäufer: ShinestyCelebrate the heroes who started a revolution because their matcha was too expensive with this Ball Hammock® pouch underwear with fly. Their brave act of defiance birthed the greatest nation in the world, even though coffee is way better.
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The Atlantic | Teal Pastel Bow TieVerkäufer: ShinestyIf you’ve ever said, “I know, I’ll wear my plain gray bow tie to the big party!” then you should move along because this bold, teal bow tie is not for you. Legally we can only sell this product to someone willing to shoulder...
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The Wild Cat | Leopard Print BraletteVerkäufer: ShinestyI'm 90% sure this is leopard print and not cheetah print, but you should definitely look at some animal photos to double check. After all, wearing a print of the fastest animal in the world might not be the message you want to brag...
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The Mystery Boxer | Surprise Ball Hammock® Pouch UnderwearVerkäufer: ShinestyYou love surprise parties and the feeling of your stomach dropping on a roller coaster. Excitement is basically your middle name which makes this surprise Ball Hammock® boxer perfect for you. You live life on the edge, so why should your underwear be any...
- $22.99 USD
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The Threat Level Midnight | Black Ball Hammock® Long JohnsVerkäufer: ShinestyThese black long johns are so comfortable and so versatile that you just might start wearing them in place of your regular underwear. Who wouldn't want warmth from tip toes to jelly rolls?
- $54.99 USD
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The Threat Level Midnight | Black Modal Cheeky UnderwearVerkäufer: ShinestyThis pair of solid black cheeky undies is kinda like that little black dress in the back of your closet. It will always be classic, it will always make you look and feel like a snack, and it will never go out of style....
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The Porch Swing | Light Blue Caned Wicker Wrap DressVerkäufer: ShinestyThis blue and white wicker pattern transports you to your front porch on a warm summer’s day. Relax in the shade and wave to your neighbors as you secretly gossip about them with your partner by your side. Glass of lemonade sold separately.
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The Paranormal Entitty | Ghost Busts Modal Boyshort UnderwearVerkäufer: ShinestyWe all thought that ghosts said, "boo"...turns out, they've always been saying, "boobs". Those are some areola lovin' apparitions right there. This must be why they're called Paranormal EnTITTY'S! Everything makes sense now.
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The Pacific Blue | Blue Grey Tri Color Block Heel Hammock™ Crew Socks 3 PackVerkäufer: ShinestyIntroducing the best socks you’ve ever had. Get your paws on this 3 pack of crew socks. These Heel Hammocks™ are absolutely loaded with features. They’re not just soft, they’re Super Stupid-Soft™. They’re like a fine wine, they get better and softer with age...
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The Mystery | Surprise MicroModal ThongVerkäufer: ShinestyYou love surprise parties and the feeling of your stomach dropping on a roller coaster. Excitement is basically your middle name which makes this surprise thong is perfect for you. Take a chance and get this mystery thong for a spicy little discount. P.S....
- $15.99 USD
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