Valentine's Day Collection
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The Cyantific Theory | Turquoise Ball Hammock® Pouch UnderwearVerkäufer: ShinestyOur favorite theory is natural selection because you can see it all around you, especially on your Instagram feed. Our second favorite is the Cyantific theory which simply states that all objects appear larger in cyan and this pair of turquoise Ball Hammock® pouch...
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The Christmas Key Party | Christmas Characters BraletteVerkäufer: ShinestyEver wonder what happens at the North Pole while Santa’s out delivering presents? Let’s just say some boxes are definitely getting stuffed with toys. The yuletide orgy on this women's bralette definitely puts the XXX in Xmas.
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The Bona Fide Pride | Pride Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks UnderwearVerkäufer: ShinestyThese Ball Hammock® pouch trunks underwear are actually considered formalwear at most Pride Parades. Support the LGBTQ community with a ROYGBIV waistband.
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The Scotch Stache | Mustache Print Face MaskVerkäufer: ShinestyGet The Scotch Stache Mustache Print Face Mask now. The CDC is now recommending that everyone wear face masks. As a humor-based clothing company, we felt compelled to design adequate non-medical masks. Introducing ridiculous face masks that will protect yourself and others, and gain...
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The Grand Finale | USA Camouflage Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With FlyVerkäufer: ShinestyWe're not talking about fireworks here. Lean in closer to see why this X-Rated print belongs under the mattress rather than on the mantle.
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The Birds Of Paradise | Tropical Bird TieVerkäufer: ShinestyImpress a hot single you come across in the wild by flaunting the bright colors on this tie. If your mating dance is successful, take things back to your nest and you’ll be barfing into your newborn babies’ beaks in no time.
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The Young Grasshopper | Green paradICE™ Cooling Ball Hammock® Pouch UnderwearVerkäufer: ShinestyDo you part to help save the planet by going green with these paradICE™ Cooling Ball Hammock® Underwear. Does wearing green cooling underwear actually have an environmental benefit? I don’t know. Ask a scientist. Look, I'm just trying to sell some underwear here.
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The St. Knickers | Mrs. Claus Modal Bikini UnderwearVerkäufer: ShinestyIt's time for a little role play because even Mr. & Mrs. Claus used to be young, hot, and fertile.
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The Peppermint Pimp Canes | Candy Cane Women's Suit PantsVerkäufer: ShinestyOh look, everyone's favorite snack just walked through the door in a light blue candy cane high waisted Xmas pants. All of a sudden everyone is getting pretty hungry and they're staring you up and down, unsure if they want to lick you down...
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The Kris Kringle | Green Fair Isle Christmas SuitVerkäufer: ShinestyLegend has it that the man who wears this Kris Kringle inspired holiday suit will be privy to a Christmas miracle. Just put on this dapper get-up, hitch a ride to the party of the year, watch the peasants in their ugly sweaters look on with...
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The Full Of Sheet | Boulder Breeze Eco-Laundry Detergent StripsVerkäufer: ShinestyEvery year Americans throw away 700 million plastic laundry jugs. But not anymore. Our Boulder Breeze Laundry detergent sheets are powerful, plastic free and biodegradable and leave clothes with a splash of orange bergamot and woody base notes. Best of all, they actually freaking...
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The Cherry Pie | Burgundy paradICE™ Cooling BraletteVerkäufer: ShinestyThe Top 3 Pies Of All Time: #1) Apple #2) Pumpkin #3) Pizza. But if you extend the list to the Top 20, you’ll eventually hit cherry. With this paradICE™ Cooling Bralette, you can honor a mediocre dessert with an exceptional undergarment.
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The Hot-Blooded Handbook | Valentines Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks UnderwearVerkäufer: ShinestyForget the Kama Sutra, use these Ball Hammocks™ as your new guide through your 3 (inter)course meal. Whether you're going for a marathon or a sprint, don't forget to hydrate and stretch before and after.
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The Threat Level Midnight | Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear BriefsVerkäufer: ShinestyThe dark black briefs are meant for intense situations. Theoretically speaking, if you are a retired secret agent who gets a sudden call from the President of the United States because he needs you to keep your super-villain arch-nemesis from blowing up the NHL...
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The Oahu Rendezvous | Tropical Leaves DressVerkäufer: ShinestyThis tropical wrap dress pairs extremely well with sipping on a piña colada. And if you are at an establishment that does not serve piña coladas...may I suggest that you don’t let that kind of negative energy into your life.
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The Caviar and Cocktails | Gold Jacquard Black Label Womens BlazerVerkäufer: ShinestyYou don’t have to be the type of person who keeps caviar on deck for your morning fried eggs and crème fraîche. You could be an Eggo waffle with peanut butter and oj straight out of the bottle kinda guy. You don’t have to...
- $159.99 USD
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The Paranormal Entitty | Ghost Busts Ball Hammock® Pouch UnderwearVerkäufer: ShinestyWe all thought that ghosts said, "boo"...turns out, they've always been saying, "boobs". Those are some areola lovin' apparitions right there. This must be why they're called Paranormal EnTITTY'S! Everything makes sense now.
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The Ice Never Melts | Blue Snowflake Christmas SuitVerkäufer: ShinestyNo two snowflakes are exactly the same. So why should you show up to a holiday party wearing the same boring outfit as everyone else? Show off your individuality with this Christmas suit. Just don’t stand too close to the fireplace or you’ll end...
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The Destination | Tropical Ultimate SuitVerkäufer: ShinestyLife is all about the journey, but once you get to your destination, this navy suit is the one for you. Get all the bells and whistles in this navy blue ultimate stretch suit. Read those details now, they'll tell you everything you need...
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The Blue Man Group | Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly 5 PackVerkäufer: ShinestyShop the Blue Man Group men’s underwear pack. This all blue men’s boxer 5 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other...
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The Cherry Pie | Burgundy paradICE™ Cooling Ball Hammock® UnderwearVerkäufer: ShinestyThe Top 3 Pies Of All Time: #1) Apple #2) Pumpkin #3) Pizza. But if you extend the list to the Top 20, you’ll eventually hit cherry. With this paradICE™ Cooling Ball Hammock® Underwear, you can honor a mediocre dessert with an exceptional undergarment.
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The Big Blue | Navy Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With FlyVerkäufer: ShinestyIt's not about the size of the wave, but the motion of the ocean, baby. Well in the case of these 8.5 inch inseam long leg Ball Hammock®, it's also kinda about the size of the wave. You told us that size matters to...
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The Red Ryder | Mens Christmas Pajamaralls®Verkäufer: ShinestyWhat could be more classic than red and green at Christmas time? The answer is nothing. These red Christmas print Pajamaralls® for men are the epitome of holiday attire. Dress in complete comfort and unparalleled style. Most people won't have the cojones to pull...
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The Mascot | American Flag Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear BriefsVerkäufer: ShinestyIntroducing The Mascot Ball Hammock® briefs, aka the eagle's nest, where your balls will experience an unprecedented level of comfort and support from here on out. It's as if your plums mounted a cloud while riding Falcor from The Neverending Story. Or, in this...
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The Threat Level Midnight | Long Leg Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly 7 PackVerkäufer: ShinestyShop The Threat Level Midnights men’s long leg pouch underwear pack. This all black men’s boxer 7 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads, every single day of the week. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x...
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The Centerpiece | Poinsettia Ugly Christmas SuitVerkäufer: ShinestyThere exists a common myth that Poinsettias are toxic if consumed, but that is simply untrue. The only real danger this flower might cause is when you show up to a party wearing this Poinsettia covered Christmas suit. In fact, initial product testing reported...
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That 70s Dress | Thanksgiving Plaid Wrap DressVerkäufer: ShinestyYas gurl. This 70's vintage inspired dress is just what you've been looking for. Featuring the best fall vibes out of anything on this website, this orange plaid wrap dress is bound to be a new favorite. Buy it for Friendsgiving, but be prepared...
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The Knot Tonights | Balloon Animal Ball Hammock® Pouch UnderwearVerkäufer: ShinestyHere you have it, our greatest masterpiece, our Sistine chapel ceiling, our Mona Lisa: a pair of Ball Hammock® pouch underwear featuring carney balloon animals making whoopie. The world doesn't deserve art like this, but to keep something this beautiful to ourselves would represent...
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The Kiss Me There | Mistletoe Cheeky UnderwearVerkäufer: ShinestyEeeeeeeeveryone knows what happens under the mistletoe. Don't neglect tradition!
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The Bear | Bear and Otter Rainbow Ball Hammock® Pouch UnderwearVerkäufer: ShinestyOne glance at this Ball Hammock® pouch underwear and you’ll swoon over the cute furry creatures playing together. A second CLOSER glance and you’ll double-check that no one’s looking at your screen because the cute furry creatures are playing hide the salami.
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