Valentine's Day Collection
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The Big Bang | Glow In The Dark Constellation Ball Hammock® Pouch UnderwearVerkäufer: ShinestyI bet you first saw this pattern and said, "aww! I love the stars!" Then, I bet you were like, "let me find the big dipper, I can always find that" and upon exploration of this pair of constellation patterned Ball Hammock® underwear you realized that...
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The Shoreline | Blue Floral Ultimate SuitVerkäufer: ShinestyAccording to one poet, “Roses are red and violets are blue,” which would mean this floral patterned Ultimate Suit is covered in violets. But according to our research, they could also be Morning Glories, Hydrangeas, Lobelia, or even Delphinium. Suck on that, poetry!
- $139.99 USD
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The Christian Grey | Grey Ball Hammock® Boxer Brief 3 PackVerkäufer: ShinestyShop the Christian Grey men’s underwear pack. This all grey men’s boxer 3 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other boxer...
- $79.99 USD
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Vintage Shinesty Literature | Out Of Print Comedy GoldVerkäufer: ShinestyWhen I was a kid, I had a dream that I was at camp and had to pee, but there was no TP at the camp potty so I had to use pages from a catalog that I found in the bathroom. When I...
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The Mascot | American Flag Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With FlyVerkäufer: ShinestyIntroducing The Mascot Ball Hammock® with fly, aka the eagle's nest, where your balls will experience an unprecedented level of comfort and support from here on out. It's as if your plums mounted a cloud while riding Falcor from The Neverending Story. Or, in...
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The Double Team | Bow TieVerkäufer: ShinestyPSA: it's a clip on. You're gonna love it.
- $19.99 USD
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The Trypto Lips | Turkey MaskVerkäufer: ShinestyGet the Trypto Lips Thanksgiving turkey face mask now. The CDC is now recommending that everyone wear face masks. As a humor-based clothing company, we felt compelled to design adequate masks. Introducing a face mask that will protect yourself and others, and gain the...
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The Khoochie | Khaki Printed One Piece SwimsuitVerkäufer: ShinestyWho said you can't mix work and play? This ladies one piece swimsuit is what we like to call business casual of the beach. If you wake up Monday morning and you simply can't wait to put on your uniform of khakis, a brown...
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The Tennis System | Bow TieVerkäufer: ShinestyComplete your look with this themed bow tie.
- $9.99 USD
- $9.99 USD
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The Emoji After Party | Emoji Patterned BraletteVerkäufer: ShinestySexting has never been easier since emojis were invented. If you've never indulged your fantasies and sent some risqué texts, we can help. This ladies bralette with subtle and sexual emojis is the perfect place to learn. Take a gander at the emoji drawings...
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The 009 | Black Tuxedo Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With FlyVerkäufer: ShinestyLook great at any formal event in these long leg tuxedo Ball Hammock® pouch underwear before being politely asked to leave. Fun Fact: A lot of people rent their tuxedo underwear, but if you’re gonna wear it more than twice in your life it...
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El Flamenco | Tropical Flamingo Print PantsVerkäufer: ShinestyGo ahead and lift your leg up, put your keys in a fishbowl, or just find a few lovers for the night in these tropical flamingo print pants. They say Flamingos are the international sign for swingers, but we just think they're the sign...
- $64.99 USD
- $64.99 USD
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The Tamer | Tiger Print Satin KimonoVerkäufer: ShinestyIf you've watched the Netflix original "The Tiger King" then you absolutely need this tiger patterned kimono robe. Big cats are the only thing anybody can talk about right now, well and the fact that Carole Baskin killed her husband. Notice how I said...
- $69.69 USD
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The Sunday Best | Western Style Red USA SuitVerkäufer: ShinestyThis is hands down the most patriotic men's USA themed blazer on the Earth. Vintage western themed, this red men's suit jacket makes me want to cry to the sound of a child singing The National Anthem. If you can imagine what it would...
- $129.99 USD
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The Spread | Womens White Thanksgiving Pajamaralls®Verkäufer: ShinestyMashed potatoes, corn on the cob, fresh buttered rolls, and sweet potato pie...oh god yes...and turkey, stuffing, green bean casserole...it's quite a spread. But "the spread" referred to in the title of these Thanksgiving Pajamaralls® is something very different. Something even more delicious. Something...
- $89.99 USD
- $89.99 USD
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The Sex On The Beach | Light Blue Tropical Ball Hammock® Pouch UnderwearVerkäufer: ShinestyWe put the lime in the coconut and shook it all up for these brand new tropical patterned Ball Hammock®. Take your privates to a private island in this pair of pouch underwear.
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The Poinsettia Playboy | Red Plaid Christmas Flight SuitVerkäufer: ShinestyThirsty gawkers won't be able to take their eyes off your huge zip when you put it on full display in this Christmas plaid flight suit. You'll look hotter than a yule log whether you're suiting up to search for a last minute stocking...
- $99.99 USD
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The Package Deal | Long Leg Navy Blue Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly 3 PackVerkäufer: ShinestyShop the Package Deal men’s long leg pouch underwear pack featuring a lengthy 8.5 inch inseam. This navy blue men’s long boxer 3 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x...
- $79.99 USD
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The Daytona Jeankini | Bikini TopVerkäufer: ShinestyNo, this isn't the love child of Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock - it's a Daytona Jeankini that was birthed smack dab in the middle of the Daytona 500. It's got the same properties as denim - only drinks Four Lokos, prefers dip to...
- $49.99 USD
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The Big Bang | Glow In The Dark Constellation Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With FlyVerkäufer: ShinestyI bet you first saw this pattern and said, "aww! I love the stars!" Then, I bet you were like, "let me find the big dipper, I can always find that" and upon exploration of these constellation pattern Ball Hammock® you realize why we...
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The Atlanta Falcons | Ladies Unisex NFL OverallsVerkäufer: ShinestyWith great courage and fight, a Falcon never drops its prey, because it can be stored in one of the five pockets on these bad boys. The Atlanta Falcons overalls are hotter than Hotlanta in the summertime. Strap into this Falcons bib and hold...
- $59.99 USD
- $59.99 USD
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The Zero Shades of Grey | Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly 3 PackVerkäufer: ShinestyShop The Zero Shades of Grey men’s pouch underwear pack. This all black men’s boxer 3 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than...
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The Threat Level Midnight | Black Modal Boyshort UnderwearVerkäufer: ShinestyThis pair of solid black boyshort undies is kinda like that little black dress in the back of your closet. It will always be classic, it will always make you look and feel like a snack, and it will never go out of style....
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The Screamin Eagles | Women's Unisex American Flag OverallsVerkäufer: ShinestyNothing is more rurally arousing than these USA overalls. Yes, they're stylish, but they're also practical. The front flap can fit 4 Bud Lights, 2 Cornitas (sorry boys, just the 8 ouncers), and a White Claw. That's about as spacious as a $1 million...
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The Nauti Buoy | Nautical Party SuitVerkäufer: ShinestyWho's ready to go yachting? I know I am. This nautical party blazer will have you feelin' like setting sail on the deep blue sea, even if you don't know anyone with a boat. You'll make it happen when you slip on this blue...
- $49.99 USD
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The Mouthful | Hot Dog Swim BriefVerkäufer: ShinestyYou've elevated the game. You no longer play hot dogs or legs when sending a snap chat to your homies, you play hot dog or hot dong with this men's swim brief. You're the kind of guy that loves to put on a show...
- $44.99 USD
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The Junk In The Trunk | Elephant Ball Hammock® Pouch UnderwearVerkäufer: ShinestyDid you know that an elephant trunk is the most sensitive organ of all mammals? That's pretty neat. What were you thinking it was you little minx? Another fun fact is that an elephant's trunk is not your most sensitive organ, that's actually reserved...
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The Intramural Champ | Heathered Grey Ball Hammock® Pouch UnderwearVerkäufer: ShinestyThis pair of heathered grey Ball Hammock® boxers is the most competitive pair of pouch underwear on the market. Not only is it reminiscent of those competitive intramural days, but its the softest, most supportive pouch underwear on the planet.
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