Valentine's Day Collection
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The Daddy Claus | Santa Ugly Christmas SweaterVendor: ShinestySanta wasn't always old, grey and overweight. Oh no. Santa's bod used to bring all the girls to the yard. He was young, hot and fertile. He rode a Harley and only wore red leather. Women would swoon, men would watch with envy, drinks...
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The Backcountry Bomber | Retro 70s OnesieVendor: ShinestyThis retro onesie says, "I'm here to party, and I'm here to combust your corneas." Stay cozy and be the center of attention at every single slumber party you'll be attending this winter (I know, the invites just don't stop coming).
- $79.99 USD
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The Maldives | Teal BraletteVendor: ShinestyPicture yourself in one of those over the water villas in the Maldives when you put on this blue bralette. Wow, I need a vacation.
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The Sophistication | Houndstooth Bow TieVendor: ShinestyThis houndstooth bow tie classes up any occasion while turning you into a sweet piece of eye candy. Soak in those jealous stares & let 'em know where you got your new favorite accessory.
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The Wild Cat | Leopard Print Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With FlyVendor: ShinestyI'm 90% sure this is leopard print and not cheetah print, but you should definitely look at some animal photos to double check. After all, wearing a print of the fastest animal in the world might not be the message you want to brag...
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Versatile Solids Mix Pack | Blue Tri Color Block and Solids Heel Hammock™ Ankle Socks 6 PackVendor: ShinestyIntroducing the best socks you’ve ever had. Get your paws on this 6 pack of ankle socks. These Heel Hammocks™ are absolutely loaded with features. They’re not just soft, they’re Super Stupid-Soft™. They’re like a fine wine, they get better and softer with age...
- $59.94 USD
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The Stellar | Retro Stripe Heel Hammock™ Ankle SocksVendor: ShinestyThese socks pair perfectly with a set of roller blades. Or tennis shoes.
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The Black Tie Wedding | Ball Hammock® Boxer Brief 3 PackVendor: ShinestyGet your package into The Black Tie Wedding value package of Ball Hammocks™ today. This men’s boxer 3 pack is made from MicroModal fabric which is super soft, stretchy, and moisture wicking. It’s safe to say they’re the most comfortable, supportive men’s underwear money can...
- $79.99 USD
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The Black Watch | Tartan Plaid Boy's Boxer BriefsVendor: ShinestyThese will help your little guy stop adjusting his peanuts.
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The Black Watch | Tartan Plaid BoxersVendor: ShinestyHot Take #13 Online security has gone too far. When you click “Forgot My Password” it should just tell you what your password is.
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The Pyrotecnips | Naughty Fireworks Cheeky UnderwearVendor: ShinestyMight wanna leave the kids at home for this X-rated fireworks display. When these pyrotechnics go off, you won’t just hear a bang, you’ll see one too.
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The Mascot | American Flag Seamless ThongVendor: ShinestyThese are the official undies of the 4th of July. When the fireworks go off you can rip up your denim skirt and show of this wonder of the world. Just make sure you're in your backyard with consenting adults before letting your eagle...
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The Holiday Ham | Dark Green Holiday Placement Women's Suit PantsVendor: ShinestyEveryone gawks when they see that glistening, giant ham placed on the dining room table on Christmas. Well, now you're becoming the star of the show. Walk into the room wearing The Holiday Ham suit and watch the people drool at your appearance. Be...
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The Father Figures | Dad Gear Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks UnderwearVendor: ShinestyMeat on the grill and a cold beer for drinking.Thermostat rules cuz he knows what you’re thinking.A shed full of tools and some buffalo wings.These are a few of dad’s favorite things.
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The Threat Level Midnight | Black Stay Weird Heel Hammock™ Ankle SocksVendor: ShinestyMade for everyday wear, this black design is perfect for those fans of having casual socks. And with comfort that lasts all day long, they’re also ideal for anyone who practices tantric socks.
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The Sophistication | Houndstooth Suit PantsVendor: ShinestyThese houndstooth suit pants class up any occasion while turning you into a sweet piece of eye candy. Soak in those jealous stares & let 'em know where you got your new favorite suit.
- $79.99 USD
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The Maldives | Teal MicroModal ThongVendor: ShinestyPicture yourself in one of those over the water villas in the Maldives when you put on this MicroModal thong. Wow, I need a vacation.
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The Bloody | Bloody Mary Heel Hammock™ Crew SocksVendor: ShinestyYou either think that bloody mary's are absolutely delicious or you think its disgusting to drink spiked tomato juice. There's no in between. Anybody else craving that spicy, salty nectar that is a bloody? I am.
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The 009 | Tuxedo Heel Hammock™ Crew SocksVendor: ShinestyWhether you need to accept an Oscar or go on a top secret spy mission, these socks will make sure your feet meet the black tie dress code.
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The Threat Level Midnight | Heel Hammock™ Ankle Socks 3 PackVendor: ShinestyIntroducing the best socks you’ve ever had. Get your paws on this 3 pack of ankle socks. These Heel Hammocks™ are absolutely loaded with features. They’re not just soft, they’re Super Stupid-Soft™. They’re like a fine wine, they get better and softer with age...
- $29.97 USD
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The Summer 2024 Pack | Ball Hammock® Boxer Brief 5 PackVendor: ShinestyGet your package into 5 value package of Ball Hammocks™ today. This men’s boxer 5 pack is made from MicroModal fabric which is super soft, stretchy, and moisture wicking. It’s safe to say they’re the most comfortable, supportive men’s underwear money can buy. You...
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