Valentine's Day Collection
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The Sommelier | Burgundy Modal Boyshort UnderwearVendor: ShinestyHot Take #21 Grape juice tastes better than wine. And it’s not even close.
- $19.99 USD
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The Wild Cat | Leopard Print Modal Bikini UnderwearVendor: ShinestyI'm 90% sure this is leopard print and not cheetah print, but you should definitely look at some animal photos to double check. After all, wearing a print of the fastest animal in the world might not be the message you want to brag...
- $19.99 USD
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The Crown Casino | Neon Vegas Lights Wrap DressVendor: ShinestyForget that weird $2 billion sphere that everyone’s obsessed with. Turn yourself into the hottest thing on the Vegas Strip with this neon light inspired design. But be careful: When you embody Vegas this much, people might try to shove quarters inside your slots.
- $49.99 USD
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The College Ruled | Stripe Heel Hammock™ Crew SocksVendor: ShinestyDid you just come up with an amazing idea for your Great American Novel but don't have anywhere to write it down? With these notebook inspired socks, you'll never miss the chance to become the next Hemingway. Assuming you remembered a pen.
- $14.99 USD
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The Tool Belt | Hammer and Tools Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With FlyVendor: ShinestyThe only thing that would make these tool themed Ball Hammocks better would be if the tools were hanging, nice and organized on a pegboard in my garage. Probably not color coded but definitely organized by size.
- $29.99 USD
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The San Diego Sunrise | Tropical Foliage Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With FlyVendor: ShinestyShower Thought #12 What happened to Mambo #’s 1-4?
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The Midday Aprés | Teal and Orange Retro Stripe One Piece Ski SuitVendor: ShinestySkiers beware of the midday aprés. It may seem like a good idea, but once you get your cold toes off the mountain and into the lodge...get a bloody mary in your hand, an overpriced bowl of chili in your tummy...sitting will feel like...
- $349.99 USD
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The Grey's Growl | Wolf Boy's Boxer BriefsVendor: ShinestyThis wolf isn't scary he's just hungry. Somebody get him a stalk of broccoli asap.
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The Finish Line | Grey and Red Ball Hammock® 5 Inch Athletic ShortsVendor: ShinestyWhether you're the 1st person across the finish line or the 420th, the pouch inside these Ball Hammock® athletic shorts will be there to cradle you through your victory.
- $69.99 USD
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The Cardio King | Navy Space Dye Ball Hammock® 7 Inch Athletic ShortsVendor: ShinestyFeeling blue? Not for long. Get those endorphins flowing with some exercise in these blue Ball Hammock™ Athletic shorts featuring a built-in liner & a supportive pouch. Now crank out 10 more reps, you got this!
- $69.99 USD
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The Charcuterie | Charcuterie Board MicroModal ThongVendor: ShinestyEnjoy this MicroModal thong for breakfast, lunch & of course, girl dinner.
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The Big Bang | Constellation SleepDeep™ Women’s Long Sleeve Pajama SetVendor: ShinestyI bet you first saw this pattern and said, "aww! I love the stars!" Then, I bet you were like, "let me find the big dipper, I can always find that" and upon exploration of these constellation PJs you realized that something very...sexy...is going...
- $99.99 USD
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The Baked Goodies | Christmas Cookies Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With FlyVendor: ShinestyIt’s hard to eat a gingerbread cookie without feeling like you’re brutally torturing a tiny man but we shall persevere. Oh also, take a closer look at these festive cookie shapes before buying these long leg Ball Hammocks as a gift.
- $29.99 USD
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The Warm Up | Black and Neon Ball Hammock® 7 Inch Athletic ShortsVendor: ShinestyBefore you ask, the answer is yes. Competitive hot dog eating is indeed a sport that these athletic shorts are well equipped for.
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The Turks and Caicos | White and Teal Heel Hammock™ Crew SocksVendor: ShinestyWearing these super stupid-soft socks feels like taking your feet on an island vacation, only without the sand, or the sun, or the 10am cocktails.
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The Threat Level Midnight | Black Stay Weird Heel Hammock™ Crew SocksVendor: ShinestyMade for everyday wear, this black design is perfect for the fans of having casual socks. And with comfort that lasts all day long, they’re also ideal for anyone who practices tantric socks.
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The Threat Level Midnight | Black Goldilocks™ Men’s Lounge JoggersVendor: ShinestyWhen a fly accidentally boards a cross-country flight do you think they know what they've done or do you think they embrace the opportunity of a new life or do they miss their fly wife or do they just buzz buzz buzz?
- $79.99 USD
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The Threat Level Midnight | Black BoxersVendor: ShinestyWhen a fly accidentally boards a cross-country flight do you think they know what they've done or do you think they embrace the opportunity of a new life or do they miss their fly wife or do they just buzz buzz buzz?
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