Valentine's Day Collection
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The Lightning Rod | Eagle Lightening paradICE™ Cooling Ball Hammock® UnderwearVendor: ShinestyThey say lightning never strikes the same place twice, which is good because you definitely don’t want 300 million volts hitting you down there more than once. The smell of singed hair will be the least of your worries.
- $34.99 USD
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The Fold Fashioned | Origami Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear BriefsVendor: ShinestyOrigami reduces stress levels and improves relaxation. So does the activity these naughty origamis are partaking in.
- $29.99 USD
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The Dude Abides | Aztec Sweater Heel Hammock™ Ankle SocksVendor: ShinestyPick Up Line #27 To the hottie sitting behind you at the cinema: “Hey, you wanna see a movie sometime? Oh look, we already are.” Effectiveness Rating: 10/10 Enjoy your date!
- $14.99 USD
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The Body Posi | Shinesty x Breasties Cheeky UnderwearVendor: ShinestyThis pair of cheeky underwear is brought to you in partnership with The Breasties Organization: a community for breast and gynecological cancer survivors, previvors, stage 4 thrivers, and caregivers to find the support they need because no one should go through this alone. 15%...
- $19.99 USD
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The Puppy Love | Puppy Ball Hammock® Pouch UnderwearVendor: ShinestyHot Take #54 Puppies are cuter than dogs, but cats are cuter than kittens and tadpoles are just plain weird...and so are frogs for that matter.
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The Body Posi | Shinesty x Breasties BraletteVendor: ShinestyThis exclusive bralette is brought to you in partnership with The Breasties Organization: a community for breast and gynecological cancer survivors, previvors, stage 4 thrivers, and caregivers to find the support they need because no one should go through this alone. 15% of profits...
- $32.99 USD
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The Threat Level Midnight | Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks Underwear 5 PackVendor: ShinestyShop The Threat Level Midnight men’s underwear pack. This all black men’s trunks 5 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other boxer...
- $109.99 USD
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The Stratosphere | Powder Blue Suit PantsVendor: ShinestyThese powder blue pants are the perfect compliment to almost any suit jacket we sell. Seriously, buy every suit jacket and test them out with these pants. Sure, you might have to return 1 or 2, but you’re gonna have like 50 combos that...
- $64.99 USD
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The Crown Jewels | Royal Blue Ball Hammock® Long JohnsVendor: ShinestyWhen we created these royal blue Ball Hammock® long johns, we cited ancient mythology and long-standing tradition. According to elder scribes and poets who sported only large packages, the color royal blue was curated in the light of a dress-making competition for Queen Charlotte,...
- $54.99 USD
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The Cloud 9 | Heel Hammock™ Crew Socks 12 PackVendor: ShinestyIntroducing the best socks you’ve ever had. Get your paws on this 12 pack of crew socks. These Heel Hammocks™ are absolutely loaded with features. They’re not just soft, they’re Super Stupid-Soft™. They’re like a fine wine, they get better and softer with age...
- $119.88 USD
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The Pinky Toes | Tri Color Block Heel Hammock™ Ankle SocksVendor: ShinestyI just want a big ole bowl of sherbet now...and I don't even like sherbet and it definitely should be spelled sherbert.
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The Blend In | Earthy Camouflage Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With FlyVendor: ShinestyThe exact situation where this pair of Ball Hammocks can blend into its surroundings is laying by a babbling brook in Maine in the fall. You might get a little cold but that's show biz baby.
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Happy Curves Comfort Cream | Sweat Defense And Odor Control LotionVendor: ShinestyALUMINUM-FREE – Say goodbye to aluminum and other harsh chemicals. Our deodorant cream is 100% aluminum-free, allowing you to experience all day long comfort and protection against odors, sweat, and chafing. VERSATILE– Not only is our deodorant cream effective in keeping you dry...
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The Tourist | Build A Women's Underwear 3 PackVendor: ShinestyTHIS LISTING IS JUST FOR THE BOX INVENTORY - NOT TO BE VISIBLE ON CHANNEL
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The Night Owl | Black and Teal Heel Hammock™ Crew SocksVendor: ShinestyThere's good socks, and there's great socks. Have great socks. Like these.
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The Deviant | Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear with Fly 3 PackVendor: ShinestyGet your package into The Deviant value package of Ball Hammocks™ with fly today. This men’s boxer 3 pack is made from MicroModal fabric which is super soft, stretchy, and moisture wicking. It’s safe to say they’re the most comfortable, supportive men’s underwear money can buy....
- $79.99 USD
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The Baked Goodies | Christmas Cookies Seamless ThongVendor: ShinestyIt’s hard to eat a gingerbread cookie without feeling like you’re brutally torturing a tiny man but we shall persevere. Oh also, take a closer look at these festive cookie shapes before buying this seamless thong as a gift.
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The Truck Stop Classic | Gas Station Wolf One Piece SwimsuitVendor: ShinestyUnleash your inner wolf pack and howl at the full moon in this one piece swimsuit inspired by those super sweet t-shirts that I definitely wore in middle school. Available online only, not at your local gas station...yet.
- $59.99 USD
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The Pine Tree Playboy | Retro Christmas Trees Pajamaralls®Vendor: ShinestyAny one of the beautiful pines on these Pajamaralls would make the perfect Christmas tree. But don’t try to actually cut one down. This is just a piece of clothing on your body, and taking a chainsaw to one of these festive pines could...
- $64.99 USD
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The Carnival Krewe | Mardi Gras Beads Suit PantsVendor: ShinestySay goodbye to our boring cash based economy and celebrate the much sexier monetary policy of beads & boobs. E Pluribus Unum? Nah. Ostende Nobis Ubera Tua! (You’re gonna need Google Translate for this one.)
- $74.99 USD
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The Hot-Blooded Handbook | Valentines Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With FlyVendor: ShinestyForget the Kama Sutra, use these long leg Ball Hammocks™ with fly as your new guide through your 3 (inter)course meal. Whether you're going for a marathon or a sprint, don't forget to hydrate and stretch before and after.
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The Never Nude | Denim paradICE™ Cooling ThongVendor: ShinestyJeans don’t get any skinnier than this Cooling Thong. And for the first time in history, we’ve made skin-tight denim that’s actually comfortable. Plus, thanks to the cooling fabric, these are the only jeans that you’ll actually want to wear on hot summer days....
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