Valentine's Day Collection
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The Licorice Limbo | Black Couples Ball Hammock® Boxer With Fly and Thong 2 PackVendor: ShinestyShop the Licorice Limbo couples matching underwear pack right now. This all black matching boxer with fly and thong pack just became your newest favorite underwear. Keep it classic and classy with your S.O with these women’s undies and men’s boxer briefs pack.
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The Haze | Grey and White Stripe Heel Hammock™ Crew SocksVendor: ShinestyDo grey socks have the same effect as grey sweatpants?
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The Blaze Of Glory | Flames SuitVendor: ShinestyIf Guy Fieri ever got into the clothing buiz...I think he'd make a hot piece of magic like this flame covered masterpiece.
- $149.99 USD
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The Big Bang | Constellation Ball Hammock® Pouch 5" Swim TrunksVendor: ShinestyAre you seeing stars? No, you didn’t just get hit in the head. That’s the sexy constellation pattern of our most popular underwear, now available as a built-in liner in these Ball Hammock® swim trunks. Oh, and the swimsuit is blue. But come on,...
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The Ash and Ember | Long Leg Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly 3 PackVendor: ShinestyShop the Ash and Ember men’s pouch underwear pack featuring a lengthy 8.5 inch inseam. This solid black men’s long leg boxer 3 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x...
- $79.99 USD
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The Inter-Corpse | Halloween Mummies Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With FlyVendor: ShinestyThe dead are rising! Well, parts of them are anyway. These lustful corpses are mindful about STIs, which is why they always wrap it up. And before you get grossed out, don’t worry: That’s only his step-mummy.
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The Everyman™ Tee - Black | Tshirt For Men ft. Super Stupid-Soft™ FabricVendor: ShinestyLadies get the "little black dress" and now you get your big black shirt. It's tough having this nice of a black shirt because it will make any other black shirt feel subpar...but it's worth it.
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The Clear Skies | Sky Blue BraletteVendor: ShinestyShower Thought #46: Kids always ask “Why is the sky blue?” & I just realized 30 years later I still have no idea.
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The Bread and Butter | Best Sellers Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear with Fly 5 PackVendor: ShinestyLife is better when you buy in bulk. That’s why Costco exists. Do I need two 6 packs of oversized almond poppyseed muffins? No. But am I going to eat two a day for the next 6 days? Probably. We had that same mentality...
- $109.99 USD
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The Pack A Day | Cigarette Heel Hammock™ Ankle SocksVendor: ShinestySurgeon General’s Warning: Smoking these socks can be hazardous to your health. Stick to cigarettes instead.
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The Everyman™ Tee - Olive | Mens T-Shirt ft. Super Stupid-Soft™ FabricVendor: ShinestyThis green shirt makes your eyes pop. I obviously can't see your eyes, but that's the great thing about this: it makes ALL eye colors pop. Go ahead, give it a try and see how many people say, "Wow your eyes are POPPIN' today."...
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The Staple | Heel Hammock™ Crew Socks 3 PackVendor: ShinestyIntroducing the best socks you’ve ever had. Get your paws on this 3 pack of crew socks. These Heel Hammocks™ are absolutely loaded with features. They’re not just soft, they’re Super Stupid-Soft™. They’re like a fine wine, they get better and softer with age...
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The Santa Slays | Christmas Toile Ball Hammock® Pouch UnderwearVendor: ShinestyHoliday Tidings #12 Is the pear tree also part of the gift, or is it just the partridge? Either way, that’s a bad present.
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The Ginger Rail | Gingerbread Heel Hammock™ Crew SocksVendor: ShinestyThis is why your cookies end up with lots of crumbs inside the tupperware.
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The Feral Feline | Tiger Print Boy's Boxer BriefsVendor: ShinestyMade for the boys that can't get enough of the zoo.
- $19.99 USD
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The Botanist | Tropical Leaves Ball Hammock® 5 Inch Athletic ShortsVendor: ShinestyThese tropical athletic shorts will make you feel like you're going on a breezy run while on a beach vacation even if you're actually hitting up your local bargain gym in the dead of winter. Take your buns on that beach vacation with these...
- $69.99 USD
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The Big Blue | Navy Heel Hammock™ Ankle SocksVendor: ShinestyYour feet deserve better socks. They deserve these.
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The Atlantic | Blue Color Block Heel Hammock™ Crew SocksVendor: ShinestyOh, were you expecting socks with just ONE shade of blue? Well strap in, baby, cuz this pair features not one, not two, NOT EVEN THREE, but I think FOUR shades of blue. (I’m pretty sure it’s four. I zoomed in and hurt my...
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The Wild Cat | Leopard Print Cheeky UnderwearVendor: ShinestyI'm 90% sure this is leopard print and not cheetah print, but you should definitely look at some animal photos to double check. After all, wearing a print of the fastest animal in the world might not be the message you want to brag...
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The Holiday Ham | Dark Green Holiday Placement SuitVendor: ShinestyEveryone gawks when they see that glistening, giant ham placed on the dining room table on Christmas. Well, now you're becoming the star of the show. Walk into the room wearing The Holiday Ham suit and watch the people drool at your appearance. Be...
- $99.99 USD
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The Big Bang | Constellation Heel Hammock™ Ankle SocksVendor: ShinestyPut on these socks & if you catch someone staring at your feet through a telescope, they might be an astronomer instead of just a perv with a foot fetish. Probably not though.
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The Big Blue | Navy Goldilocks™ Women’s Lounge JoggersVendor: ShinestyStudies have found that most people’s favorite color is blue, so this loungewear is gonna sell itself. That gives me more time to focus on writing the description for the gray set.
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