Valentine's Day Collection
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Solid and Pattern Mix Pack | Tropical and Solids Heel Hammock™ Ankle Socks 3 PackVendor: ShinestyIntroducing the best socks you’ve ever had. Get your paws on this 3 pack of ankle socks. These Heel Hammocks™ are absolutely loaded with features. They’re not just soft, they’re Super Stupid-Soft™. They’re like a fine wine, they get better and softer with age...
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The 009 | Tuxedo Heel Hammock™ Ankle SocksVendor: ShinestyWhether you need to accept an Oscar or go on a top secret spy mission, these socks will make sure your feet meet the black tie dress code.
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The Solar Flower | Trippy Floral SuitVendor: ShinestyLooking THIS HOT can be as easy as purchasing this hot lil number. Channel your inner 70's self with this floral masterpiece. Stay groovy, baby.
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The Serenade | Red Velvet BraletteVendor: ShinestyWith this red velvet bralette, now you can finally control the horny mob of hotties lining up to get VIP access to the party happening under your shirt. Bouncer not included.
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The Kiss Me There | Mistletoe Heel Hammock™ Crew SocksVendor: ShinestyEeeeeeeeveryone knows what happens under the mistletoe. Don't neglect tradition!
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The Baked Goodies | Christmas Cookies Women’s BoxersVendor: ShinestyIt’s hard to eat a gingerbread cookie without feeling like you’re brutally torturing a tiny man but we shall persevere. Oh also, take a closer look at these festive cookie shapes before buying these women's boxers as a gift.
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The Arctic | Navy and Grey Heel Hammock™ Ankle SocksVendor: ShinestyBravo to whoever invented socks. Can you imagine raw dogging your gym shoes? Disgusting.
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The T-Rexmas | Christmas Dinosaur Boy's Boxer BriefsVendor: ShinestyAccording to some random study, kids who are interested in dinosaurs exhibit a higher intelligence than those who don't care about dinos. So congrats! You've got a smart one.
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The Sommelier | Burgundy MicroModal ThongVendor: ShinestyHot Take #21 Grape juice tastes better than wine. And it’s not even close.
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Versatile Solids Mix Pack | Blue Tri Color Block and Solids Heel Hammock™ Ankle Socks 3 PackVendor: ShinestyIntroducing the best socks you’ve ever had. Get your paws on this 3 pack of ankle socks. These Heel Hammocks™ are absolutely loaded with features. They’re not just soft, they’re Super Stupid-Soft™. They’re like a fine wine, they get better and softer with age...
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The Seattle Skyline | Grey Goldilocks™ Women’s Half Zip Lounge HoodieVendor: ShinestyLife is complicated. There are a lot of tough issues out there that aren’t just black and white. We designed this gray loungewear to reflect the nuances of the complex world we live in.
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The San Diego Sunrise | Tropical Foliage Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks UnderwearVendor: ShinestyShower Thought #12 What happened to Mambo #’s 1-4?
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The Midday Aprés | Teal and Orange Retro Stripe Women's One Piece Ski SuitVendor: ShinestySkiers beware of the midday aprés. It may seem like a good idea, but once you get your cold toes off the mountain and into the lodge...get a bloody mary in your hand, an overpriced bowl of chili in your tummy...sitting will feel like...
- $349.99 USD
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The Fourth | Patriotic Red and Blue Heel Hammock™ Crew SocksVendor: ShinestyThe patriotic design on these socks ensure that your toes have one more layer of protection when you’re drunkenly setting off fireworks on the 4th of July. Buy a second pair and maybe you’ll even keep all your fingers.
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The Staple | Heel Hammock™ Ankle Socks 12 PackVendor: ShinestyIntroducing the best socks you’ve ever had. Get your paws on this 12 pack of ankle socks. These Heel Hammocks™ are absolutely loaded with features. They’re not just soft, they’re Super Stupid-Soft™. They’re like a fine wine, they get better and softer with age...
- $119.88 USD
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The Holiday Ham | Dark Green Bow TieVendor: ShinestyAdd a little bit of festive flair to your Christmas Eve dinner with this pine tree green bow tie.
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The Inter-Corpse | Halloween Mummies Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear BriefsVendor: ShinestyThe dead are rising! Well, parts of them are anyway. These lustful corpses are mindful about STIs, which is why they always wrap it up. And before you get grossed out, don’t worry: That’s only his step-mummy.
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The Inter-Corpse | Halloween Mummies Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With FlyVendor: ShinestyThe dead are rising! Well, parts of them are anyway. These lustful corpses are mindful about STIs, which is why they always wrap it up. And before you get grossed out, don’t worry: That’s only his step-mummy.
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The Gray Matter | Tri Color Block Heel Hammock™ Ankle SocksVendor: ShinestyYou probably need 7 pairs of these: one for every day of the week.
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The Full of Sheet | Unscented Full of Sheet™ Eco-Laundry Detergent StripsVendor: ShinestyNot-So-Fun-Fact: Every year Americans throw away 700 million plastic laundry jugs. We're here to end that with Full of Sheet. These are unscented Laundry detergent sheets that are powerful, plastic free, biodegradable and unscented. Best of all, they actually freaking work! An enzymatic plant-derived formula in these...
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The College Ruled | Stripe Heel Hammock™ Ankle SocksVendor: ShinestyDid you just come up with an amazing idea for your Great American Novel but don't have anywhere to write it down? With these notebook inspired socks, you'll never miss the chance to become the next Hemingway. Assuming you remembered a pen.
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The Black Tie Wedding | Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Boxers With Fly 3 PackVendor: ShinestyGet your package into The Black Tie Wedding value package of long leg Ball Hammocks™ today. This men’s boxer 3 pack is made from MicroModal fabric which is super soft, stretchy, and moisture wicking. It’s safe to say they’re the most comfortable, supportive men’s underwear...
- $79.99 USD
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The Bambi Bunchers | Camo Deer Boy's Boxer BriefsVendor: ShinestyWarning: he may refuse to wear boring underwear when this pair is an option. It's probably best to get a few pairs, just to be safe.
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The Threat Level Midnight | Black SleepDeep™ Men’s Long Sleeve Pajama ShirtVendor: ShinestyWhen a fly accidentally boards a cross-country flight do you think they know what they've done or do you think they embrace the opportunity of a new life or do they miss their fly wife or do they just buzz buzz buzz?
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