Valentine's Day Collection
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The Intramural Champ | Heathered Grey Ball Hammock® Pouch UnderwearVendor: ShinestyThis pair of heathered grey Ball Hammock® boxers is the most competitive pair of pouch underwear on the market. Not only is it reminiscent of those competitive intramural days, but its the softest, most supportive pouch underwear on the planet.
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The Gelty Pleasure | Hanukkah Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With FlyVendor: ShinestyForget the not-so-silent nights. You've got at least 8 crazy nights coming your way when you wear this pair of Hanukkah themed Ball Hammock® pouch underwear with fly.
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The Gentlemans Choice | Best Sellers Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly 4 PackVendor: ShinestyShop the Gentleman's Choice men’s underwear pack with fly. This compilation of our best selling men’s boxers come in a 4 pack and just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer...
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The Gray Area | Heather Grey Ball Hammock® Boxer and Cheeky Matching Couples Underwear 2 PackVendor: ShinestyShop the Gray Area couples matching underwear pack right now. This heathered gray matching boxer and cheeky pack just became your newest favorite underwear. Keep it classic and classy with your S.O with these women’s undies and men’s boxer briefs pack.
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The Fastest Finishers | Leopard Print Womens BlazerVendor: ShinestyLadies, I know I'm not alone when I say that being the fastest finisher is not high on my "qualities of a perfect man" list, but I'm not trying to stay up all night either. There's got to be a happy medium in there...
- $69.99 USD
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The Christmas Tree Camo | Christmas Tree Print Christmas Flight SuitVendor: ShinestyAnyone in the green Xmas camouflage flight suit knows Christmas cheer is for nerds. Real holiday cheer comes from too much ethanol and your auntie giving you socks as a present. That's not sarcasm either, as a clothing company we appreciate a good pair...
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The Canadian Tuxedo | Canadian Tuxedo Denim Print TieVendor: ShinestyNothing says "what the missus and I are doing in here would make Brittany and Justin, circa 2001, look like celibate church mice" like this denim tie wrapped around the door knob of your bedroom in that shared Airbnb.
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Happy Nuts Comfort Cream | Sweat Defense And Odor Control LotionVendor: ShinestyIf it's warm outside as you read this, I can almost guarantee your gonads are a little sweaty. If you've ever suffered from bat wings, SWASS or chub rub you may be entitled to compensation. Just kidding, we can't offer you money, but we...
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The Threat Level Midnight | Black Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With FlyVendor: ShinestyThe dark black boxers are meant for intense situations. Theoretically speaking, if you are a retired secret agent who gets a sudden call from the President of the United States because he needs you to keep your super-villain arch-nemesis from blowing up the NHL...
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The Savannah Swinger | Yellow Derby Seersucker SuitVendor: ShinestyIt's our distinct honor to introduce The Savannah Swinger, a yellow seersucker blazer lined with pastel plaid. The perfect outfit for Derby parties, Easter brunch, and saying distinctly Southern things like "oh bless her heart."
- $129.99 USD
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The Mascot | Matching Kimono and Seamless Thong PackVendor: Shinesty" Can you say, ""MERICA, FUHK YA!!""?!?! Well I can. This American flag silky smooth kimono robe might be the single most patriotic thing you can put on your body. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. If you purchase this set, you not only receive a...
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The Junk In The Trunk | Elephant Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Boxers With FlyVendor: ShinestyDid you know that an elephant trunk is the most sensitive organ of all mammals? That's pretty neat. Did you also know that elephants have the longest gear in the animal kingdom? Not THAT surprising until you realize it can reach up to 39...
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The Health Class | Retro Banana Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With FlyVendor: ShinestyAh, the age old question: Which is better: Bananas that are peeled or bananas that still have all the original skin on there? Spark the debate with this Ball Hammock® pouch underwear with fly. Just remember to throw them in the hamper after you...
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The Green Boys | Men's Green Ball Hammock® Pouch UnderwearVendor: Shinesty
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The Dapper Doily | Quilted Print Christmas SuitVendor: ShinestyWe designed this Christmas Suit with one thing in mind. Have you ever been gifted a doily by your grandmother? Doilies are strange small ornamental mats made into a lace pattern, typically placed under a cake or other sweet foods. What in my grandmother's...
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The Threat Level Midnight | Black Modal Bikini UnderwearVendor: ShinestyThis pair of solid black bikini undies is kinda like that little black dress in the back of your closet. It will always be classic, it will always make you look and feel like a snack, and it will never go out of style....
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The Right Reasons | Rose Ball Hammock® Pouch UnderwearVendor: ShinestyYou getting thorny for these rose print briefs? Sure you are. These were focus-group tested for their thorniness. In fact, 9 out of 10 focus groups broke out into wild orgies. The 10th group was full of weirdos. They kept it to hand stuff under...
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The Revo | Yellow and Red Mirrored Macho Polarized SunglassesVendor: ShinestyDo you feel unexciting, insecure, blinded by the sun? If so, ask your local Shinesty retailer if Macho polarized shades are right for you. Yellow and red mirrored sunglasses have been proven to increase self-confidence and catch the attention of the opposite sex. Those...
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The Christian Grey | Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly 3 PackVendor: ShinestyShop the Christian Grey men’s underwear pack. This all grey men’s boxer 3 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other boxer...
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The Cat Track Fever | Neon Yellow Retro Women's One Piece Ski SuitVendor: ShinestyWell, these sure as snow aren't jeans. We know your eyes are already buzzing from trying to look at this design, but just know this retro ski onesie has some of the brightest neon greens, pinks, and yellows the bunny hill has ever. It's...
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The Big Cat Guy | Exotic Tiger Face MaskVendor: ShinestyGet this Exotic Tiger face mask now. The CDC is now recommending that everyone wear face masks. As a humor-based clothing company, we felt compelled to design adequate non-medical masks. Introducing ridiculous face masks that will protect yourself and others, and gain the undeniable...
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That 70s Suit | Womens Orange Plaid Thanksgiving SuitVendor: ShinestyIf the grand display nature puts on every year tells us anything, it's that Autumn is a formal affair and we should dress accordingly. Besides, nothing says "happy fall, y'all" like getting all dressed up to go on a hayride. Pair this flattering women's...
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The 009 | Black Tuxedo Ball Hammock® Pouch UnderwearVendor: ShinestyName's Dong. James, Dong. Dress your genitals to the 9s with these black tie tuxedo boxers. Why? Because first impressions are everything. That's why they offed Bambi’s mom in the first scene of the movie. Who’s gonna watch 90 minutes about a deer unless...
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The Hot-Blooded Handbook | Valentines Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With FlyVendor: ShinestyA total idiot once said if you love something set it free. Nay! If you love your man, then you know you need to keep his nads happy even when they aren't in your hands. Valentine's day? No exception. In fact, v-day's an obligation...
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The Tamer | Ladies Unisex Tiger Print Satin KimonoVendor: ShinestyIf you've watched the Netflix original "The Tiger King" then you absolutely need this tiger patterned kimono robe. Big cats are the only thing anybody can talk about right now, well and the fact that Carole Baskin killed her husband. Notice how I said...
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The Trail Blazer | Light Blue Madison Suit PantsVendor: ShinestyTake America with you wherever you go with these suave blue suit pants. Grab the Madison suit jacket to match and you're set. Wear 'em on a boat, in a tree, or a car, maybe a house. Wear it in the rain or in...
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