Valentine's Day Collection
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The Deck Yourselves | Black & Green Holly Print TieVendor: Shinesty
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The Ball Droppers | Midi Formal DressVendor: Shinesty"Who is this Gatsby? He was a German spy during the war. A German spy? No, no, no. He's the Kaiser's assassin. I heard he killed a man once. True. Kills for fun, free of charge. He's certainly richer than God. You don't really...
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The Bad Santas | Red Suit PantsVendor: ShinestyAw hell...it’s that time of year again, isn’t it? We'll go ahead and wish the Sinful Santas an early Merry Mother Lovin' Christmas. The Sinful Santa red Christmas suit does not give a peppermint patty unless there are strong drinks, money to be stolen,...
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The Lincoln Log Love Lady | Women's Green Plaid Christmas PantsVendor: ShinestyAs you stare longingly at this green and red tartan print suit pants, you might remember playing with Lincoln Logs as a kid, building nice little homes for your pretend tiny family. Well fast forward to now, where things aren't as Lincoln Log promised....
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The Slam Dunk | USA Team Bikini BottomVendor: ShinestyPool parties will never be the same...Introducing The Slam Dunk women's bikini bottom. Lots of people think adult pool parties are just cocktails and sunshine. Not anymore. Don't lounge around doing nothing. Organize a water basketball game, get chicken fights going, fill up water...
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The Red Ryder | Women's Knit Print Christmas SkirtVendor: ShinestyBREAKING NEWS: Jeans heckin' suck. And YOU know it. Let's all agree to stop faking it and just put those denim disasters to rest. You are an elevated human being, you deserve to dress like one. Don't settle for an itchy old xmas sweater...
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The Grey Madison | Madison Grey Dress PantsVendor: ShinestyThese American flag-lined suit pants are just like a middle-of-nowhere porta potty. Why? Because from the outside it looks normal, but when it's open you are greeted with the most pleasant surprise. Nobody has exploded a mega dump, and instead, it smells of roses...
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The Cruise Ship Casanova | Hawaiian Party KimonoVendor: ShinestyNothing is more cultured than this Hawaiian kimono. It's Hawaiian... and it's a kimono. It's like our designer went to study abroad and came back with a sense of cultural entitlement. "Actually, the kimono is a traditionally Hawaiian garment despite common misconception." Yeah, okay....
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The Big Blue | Navy Ball Hammock® Pouch Trunks UnderwearVendor: ShinestyYou might already have a pair of Ball Hammock® underwear that have something aggressive on the crotchal region like an American Eagle, or maybe even a hot dog. I think it might be time for you to give a nod to the classics with these dark blue solid Ball...
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The Threat Level Midnight | Black Ball Hammock® Boxer Couples Matching 2 PackVendor: ShinestyShop The Threat Level Midnight couples matching underwear pack right now. This solid black matching Ball Hammock® pouch underwear 2 pack just became your newest favorite underwear. Spice things up with your S.O with this his and his men’s boxer briefs pack.
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The Screamin Eagles | Ladies Unisex USA Short OverallsVendor: ShinestyThe only thing that could make these American flag overalls better would be to put a majestic bald eagle on the front pocket, oh wait, we already did that. These USA overalls that got chopped into red, white and blue short overalls are perfect...
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The Rockefeller | Red and Green Plaid Bow TieVendor: ShinestyIt doesn't take a Rockefeller to know you look like a billion bucks in this red tartan pattern bow tie. Made with the 'caviar' of threads in the 'uncut Columbian' of holiday patterns. If you didn't grab the matching jacket and pants to go...
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The Rockefeller | Tartan Plaid Suit PantsVendor: ShinestyWho wants to look like a million bucks when they can look like an (inflation adjusted) 340 billion bucks? We're talking Rockefeller oil bucks. See these red tartan print tuxedo pants are for those who enjoy the finest things in life. They're made with...
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The Peel Deal | Retro Banana Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With FlyVendor: ShinestyIt’s easy to “slip into something more comfortable” when your underwear is covered in banana peels. These Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Boxers With Fly are a great source of potassium and contain several inches of Vitamin D.
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The Hot Tub Time Machine | 80's Women's One Piece Ski SuitVendor: ShinestyHave you ever gotten the opportunity to relive the most iconic and memorable weekend of your entire life? All you had to do was hop into a magical hot tub to make it happen. While this ladies' cut vintage style one piece ski suit...
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The Dapper Doily | Quilted Print Christmas TieVendor: Shinesty
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The Christmas Tree Camo | Christmas Tree Print Women's SuitVendor: ShinestyThis women's Christmas tree camouflage blazer is just like concealer but for your entire upper half. Now you can blend in to your most joyous Christmas surroundings and escape all the things that make the holidays truly horrible: carols, the spirit of giving, family,...
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The Bourbon St. Special | Mardi Gras Printed Skater DressVendor: ShinestyIt truly can't get much more Mardi Gras than this purple, yellow and green reversible skater dress. Don't hurt yourself trying to come up with the most fantastic outfit to grace Bourbon street when we've got it right here for you. We will adorn...
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The American Dream | Red Stars Bikini BottomVendor: ShinestyIf there was a song we could release this too, it'd definitely be Sheryl Crow & Kid Rock's summer hit, "Picture". If this USA blue stars bikini were a drink, it'd be an ice cold Caprisun you long for on a hot summer day....
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The Scotch on the Rocks | White Plaid Holiday Dress PantsVendor: ShinestyI believe it was the great Ron Burgundy who said "I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly..." while wearing a killer suit from the Channel 4 VIP wardrobe room. Whether or not you love scotch like the...
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The Red Ryder | Women's Knit Print Christmas SuitVendor: ShinestyThere's something about this red and green knit pattern that just keeps the people wanting more. Well, my friends, what you want, Santa's little elves will make. We decided to bring some class to the ugly Christmas sweater and turn it into an ugly...
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The Red Ryder | Women's Knit Print Christmas PantVendor: ShinestyBREAKING NEWS: Jeans heckin' suck. And YOU know it. Let's all agree to stop faking it and just put those denim disasters to rest. You are an elevated human being, you deserve to dress like one. Don't settle for an itchy old xmas sweater...
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The Peacock Player | New Years Eve Party SuitVendor: ShinestyIntroducing the Peacock player, probably the greatest Peacock Suit ever invented if anyone else even invented one. In many cultures the peacock is a sexual deity, possessing the ability to cause ground-shaking orgasms from merely the sight of his plumage. That may not be...
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The Pittsburgh Steelers | Ladies Unisex NFL OverallsVendor: ShinestyThe only thing that would make these Pittsburgh Steelers overalls better would be if they came with a yellow towel but we know you already have at least 12 of them waiting for the next game day. Stuff a few extras in one of...
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The Peppermint Pimp Canes | Candy Cane Print Christmas Wrap DressVendor: ShinestyStrut your motha frostin' stuff. This light blue candy cane Xmas wrap dress is how you're going to assert your dominance this winter. Everyone's got a sweet tooth during the holidays and look who just walked looking like an absolute snack. Not only is...
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The PSL's | Latte BraletteVendor: ShinestyHi there, my name is Paige. *Hi Paige* And I'm addicted to pumpkin spice lattes. I think the dependency started in 7th grade when I got my first pair of Ugg boots. It was all downhill after that. I watched Ryan Gosling movies on...
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The King Sized | Ball Hammock® Pouch Boxer Briefs with Fly 3 PackVendor: ShinestyGet your package into The King Sized value package of Ball Hammocks™ today. This men’s boxer with fly 3 pack is made from MicroModal fabric which is super soft, stretchy, and moisture wicking. It’s safe to say they’re the most comfortable, supportive men’s underwear...
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The Kentucky Secretariat | Derby Flag PantsVendor: ShinestyYears of studying massive hats, 4'11" jockeys and the infield of the mighty Derby are what led to the design and creation of these Secretariat Derby flag pants. This baby gives a full-on middle finger to every Vineyard Vines-donning try-hard that dares to show...
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