Valentine's Day Collection
-
The Baltimore Ravens | Pet Stretch JerseyVendor: ShinestyHere's a new play for your playbook: The Baltimore Ravens Pet Stretch Jersey. Treat your best friend or whatever your cat is to the wonderful world of Ravens fandom. If you want your team to go all the way and your pet to look...
- $14.99 USD
- $14.99 USD
- Unit price
- per
-
The Lincoln Log Love Lady | Plaid Christmas Wrap DressVendor: ShinestyThis red and green plaid reminds me of my middle school uniform. I don't quite understand why I am so attracted to this plaid Christmas wrap dress. Is it the nostalgia talking? Is it the allure of the Friday night lights in central California?...
- $59.99 USD
- $59.99 USD
- Unit price
- per
-
-
The Red Ryder | Knit Print Christmas SuitVendor: ShinestyIf you aren't roasting your nuts on an open fire and enjoying a scotch filled holiday, this Christmas sweater suit is not for you. This Christmas suit is made only for manly men who sport a voice that makes a wolverine purr. It's a...
- $129.99 USD
- $129.99 USD
- Unit price
- per
-
The Peppermint Pimp Canes | Candy Cane Print Christmas SuitVendor: ShinestyStrut your motha frostin' stuff. This candy cane print Christmas suit is how you're going to assert your dominance this winter. Everyone's got a sweet tooth during the holidays and look who just walked in packing serious candy cane heat. In this light blue...
- $129.99 USD
- $129.99 USD
- Unit price
- per
-
The Rake Me Ups | Thanksgiving SuitVendor: ShinestyThis Thanksgiving suit blazer just made turkey day sexy. If that makes you uncomfortable, just think about every other holiday. Halloween has slutty cats. Christmas has mistletoe. Thanksgiving now has this fall-themed blazer. Sadly, somewhere along the way, Thanksgiving became more about making a...
- $99.99 USD
- $99.99 USD
- Unit price
- per
-
The New England Patriots | Unisex NFL OverallsVendor: ShinestyNew England Patriots overalls. The garment of the working man. There’s no other piece of clothing that commensurates the work ethic, dedication, and dominance that the New England Patriots are known for. Made with sturdy, cotton denim and steel clasps, these New England Patriots...
- $59.99 USD
- $59.99 USD
- Unit price
- per
-
The Houston Texans | NFL Gameday BlazerVendor: ShinestyWhen wearing a Texans jacket, it’s important to remember that it’s part of an entire outfit. That’s why you need a Texans blazer that pairs well with cowboy boots. A Texans suit jacket that is a bolo-tie for your arms, if you will.
- $59.99 USD
- $59.99 USD
- Unit price
- per
-
The Hot Tub Time Machine | Men's 80s Ski SuitVendor: ShinestyHave you ever gotten the opportunity to relive the most iconic and memorable weekend of your entire life? All you had to do was hop into a magical hot tub to make it happen. While this men's vintage style one piece ski suit probably...
- $299.99 USD
- $299.99 USD
- Unit price
- per
-
The Grey Madison | American Flag Lined SuitVendor: ShinestyIntroducing the Grey Madison, the newest addition to our American flag-lined blazer. Featuring a subtle grey outside, but a bold American flag print on the inside, you'll ask everyone if they're American, only to follow with "I want you inside me." This American flag...
- $119.99 USD
- $119.99 USD
- Unit price
- per
-
The Fastest Finishers | Leopard Print SuitVendor: ShinestySome of us finish faster than others, but it's not a race, so that's ok. There are no winners or losers in this game, and as long as everybody plays nice, we can all have a good time. Although, there are plenty of interior...
- $129.99 USD
- $129.99 USD
- Unit price
- per
-
The Christmas Tree Camo | Womens Christmas Tree Print PantVendor: ShinestyThese Xmas tree camouflage pants are just like concealer but for your entire lower half. Now you can blend in to your most joyous Christmas surroundings and escape all the things that make the holidays truly horrible: carols, the spirit of giving, family, etc....
- $69.99 USD
- $69.99 USD
- Unit price
- per
-
-
The Bread Winners | Ball Hammock® Boxer Brief 5 PackVendor: ShinestyShop the Bread Winners men’s underwear pack. This best sellers men’s boxer 5 pack just became your newest favorite place to put your gonads. Made from ultra-soft MicroModal material, these nut huggers are 3x softer than cotton and 69x softer than any other boxer...
- $109.99 USD
- $109.99 USD
- Unit price
- per
-
La Flamenca | Flamingos Wrap DressVendor: ShinestyWe named this tropical pink flamingo dress the Flamingal because, well, it's a flamingo wrap dress for gals. Our inspiration for the design, however, was much more thought out. Although this tropical dress fits equally as well at any Miami club as it does...
- $79.99 USD
- $79.99 USD
- Unit price
- per
-
Corwin's Constrictor Snake Print Swim BriefVendor: ShinestyIf you ever woke up on Saturday morning with a nice wedgie in your crack and Animal Planet's "The Jeff Corwin Experience" on the tele, these slippery snake swim briefs are for you. If you revel in the thought of your anaconda slithering into...
- $44.99 USD
- $44.99 USD
- Unit price
- per
-
The Reagans | American Flag One Piece SwimsuitVendor: ShinestyI'm not saying you'll look like a snack, but this USA one piece swimsuit is oddly similar to the classic rocket ship popsicle you devoured as a kid. It may not be made by Nestle, but it's just as tasty on spring break in...
- $39.99 USD
- $39.99 USD
- Unit price
- per
-
The New England Patriots | Ladies Unisex Nfl OverallsVendor: ShinestyThe New England Patriots Overalls. The garment of the working woman. Get ready to wear a Patriots bib made of sweet cotton denim featuring five versatile pockets that can fit over six rings.
- $59.99 USD
- $59.99 USD
- Unit price
- per
-
The New England Patriots | NFL Gameday BlazerVendor: ShinestyHow do you compliment six rings? With this Patriots blazer. Because when you’re a perennial post-season favorite, you have to dress for business and this Patriots jacket is business-ready. It also pairs well with a hoodie so you can wear this Patriots suit jacket...
- $59.99 USD
- $59.99 USD
- Unit price
- per
-
The Naughty Bears | Gummy Bear Ball Hammock® Pouch UnderwearVendor: ShinestyWe could have called these sexy gummy bear Ball Hammock® , "The Gummilingus" or maybe "The Jelly on Your Belly" but then you couldn't talk about them in a professional environment. These gummies are bound to give you a few ideas to spice things...
- $29.99 USD
- $29.99 USD
- Unit price
- per
-
The Indianapolis Colts | NFL Gameday BlazerVendor: ShinestyThere’s not another team in the league that has such a company of quarterbacks than the Colts. And, not sure if you’ve heard but blazers are the quarterbacks of the closet. That’s what you’re getting with this Colts blazer. It’s lightweight enough to throw...
- $59.99 USD
- $59.99 USD
- Unit price
- per
-
-
The Christmas Tree Camo | Christmas Tree Print Wrap DressVendor: ShinestyThis Xmas tree camouflage wrap dress is just like concealer but for your entire body. Now you can blend in to your most joyous Christmas surroundings and escape all the things that make the holidays truly horrible: carols, the spirit of giving, family, etc....
- $79.99 USD
- $79.99 USD
- Unit price
- per
-
The Coney Islands | Hot Dog Ball Hammock® Pouch UnderwearVendor: ShinestyYou bring the weiner, we've got your bun. Introducing the Coney Islands, our all-new hot dog Ball Hammock® boxer briefs. We called these babies the Coney Islands for one simple reason. Place you're weiner and tots in these hot dog print boxer briefs and...
- $29.99 USD
- $29.99 USD
- Unit price
- per
-
The Hot-Blooded Handbook | Valentines Ball Hammock® Pouch UnderwearVendor: ShinestyA total idiot once said if you love something set it free. Nay! If you are A) a female or a male and B) love your man, then you know you need to keep his nads happy even when they aren't in your hands....
- $29.99 USD
- $29.99 USD
- Unit price
- per
-
The Young Frosty | Snowflake Christmas Flight SuitVendor: ShinestyChristmas flight suits are not for cowards. They are not for the weak or the boring. A flight suit is for those with Big Zip Energy, and that's where the list of qualified recipients abruptly ends. When your massive zip is on full display, your BZE claims will never be...
- $129.99 USD
- $129.99 USD
- Unit price
- per
-
-
The Urban Evader | Digital Camo TieVendor: ShinestyIf you ever need to elude an ex in an urban environment, then these digital camo suit pants are right up your alley. And while a camouflage suit hides well on the streets, it's likely it'll end up putting you in between the sheets...
- $10.99 USD
- $10.99 USD
- Unit price
- per
-
The Statue Of David | David Swim BriefVendor: ShinestyNo. Description. Needed. But seriously. If you've ever wondered what the statue of David swim briefs would look like, you're welcome. And if you've ever secretly wanted the statue of David underwear, your time is now. Be bold. Scare strangers. Own this statue of...
- $44.99 USD
- $44.99 USD
- Unit price
- per
-
The Red Rocket Pocket | Red Plaid Christmas TieVendor: Shinesty
- $10.99 USD
- $10.99 USD
- Unit price
- per
